A Joke Every Day # 34

Slam: Take that stupid shirt people!

Here’s my idea for a witty T-shirt, btw:

Stop and start a T-shirt company.

Sorry to get this up late, but I was at the Awesome room today and oh yeah did it live up to its name. DC area people gotta check it out at http://theawesomeroom.com

People who have worn a T-shirt in their lives: Please don’t steal my jokes. Each one is like an article of clothing that I have delicately crafted and I don’t want anyone stripping me naked (not without my consent anyway). Some are fanny packs.

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One-liner king Jimmy Carr lets us in on the shortest joke in the world – a grand total of four words long.

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