Funny Videos of All Kinds. One Liner Jokes

5 Responses to Any one have 1 liner jokes ,share with me ,will you?

1. Sane Dude says:

   at 8:20 pm

   My cousin’s gay. In school while other kids were dissecting frogs…he was opening flies.

   Its a Rodney Dangerfield joke!!
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2. Jane says:

   at 8:39 pm

   One liners are my speciality.

   I was sitting in a park today wondering why a frisbee get’s bigger and bigger the closer it gets. And then it hit me.
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   My favourite composer is Handel, who later teamed up with Hinge and Bracket to form The Doors.
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   Beware of Alphabet Grenades… if you throw them, it could spell disaster!
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   I saw a man the other day holding up a board with ‘Future Events’ written on it, and I thought “Well, there’s a sign of things to come!”
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   I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.
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   I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn that down”.
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   Hope I cheered you up!
3. sup home slice? says:

   at 9:18 pm

   How many ho’s can i expect to meet, dance with, or pick up at a typical midwestern hoedown?
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4. pinu says:

   at 9:50 pm

   Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
   Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!

   Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
   Answer: Sandy Eggo
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5. Jumping Sun says:

   at 10:27 pm

   Here is a one-liner :-

   Bhagwan Ko gussa Kab Aata Hai?
   Jab koi kunwari ladki pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe’ ‘ Hey Bhagwan, Yeh Tune Kya kiya?’
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