I don’t really watch Family Guy, but the few times I did, I heard some funny quotes and my sister and I are like quote crazy, so we quote them alot, lol.
Dude-Jackll, jackll, jackll, it’s a jackll. Jackll, jackll, jackll, it’s a jackll!
Lois-Time’s up.
Stewie-If it wasn’t Jackll the first time, why the heck would it be jackll the second time!?
Chris-Peterson residence.
Lois-Honey I told you, it’s pronounced Griffin.
Peter-Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher!
Dude-Butt scratcher?
Peter-Butt scratcher!
Stewie-You gonna…you gonna write a book, hmm? A best seller, hmm? You gonna…gonna have a main character, hmm?
They don’t sound that funny, but we crack up. Anybody got any funny ones? I’m in the mood to laugh!
Guy:excuse me sir whats your name?
(trying to make up a name)
Peter:ummm (see’s a pea on a plate)
pea (seas a girl crying) tear (a Gryphon flys in the window) GRIFFIN
Peter Griffin
CRAP!
Okay, so the parents had one of those video monitors, you see the baby laying there (the baby has to be around a month old) all of a sudden, he gets this huge cheshire grin on his face. The host dubbed something like "That IS how I eat!" It’s hilarious and I want to find the video…
you could probably find it on youtube
PLEASE DON’T TELL ME GOOGLE, YOUTUBE, OR ICANHASCHEESBURGER.COM. I’ve seen most of the videos on those already.
Obsessed with kittens on the web?
Anyways.. a couple other sites:
http://www.cinemameow.com
http://www.funnycatsite.com/videos
